2. thetomska:


    I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

    So glad someone finally cleared this up.


  3. nerdofchaos:





    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

    (via symphony-of-a-survivor)


  4. "I got dressed this morning. For myself.
    Put on eye liner. for myself.

    Put on my favorite red lipstick. for myself.

    Showed a bit of skin. for myself
    I wanted to be beautiful. For myself."
    — (via moaka)

    (Source: planetfaraway, via chirpofjoy)

  5. kaible:

    Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom

    (via thetomska)


  7. "People run from rain but
    in bathtubs full of

    Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

    Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

    (via coolestpriest)

    (Source: cachaemic, via piertotum-locomottor)

  10. (Source: roseshock, via chirpofjoy)


  11. vegan-diezo:



    shooting animals who are just wandering around minding their own business and then calling it a ‘sport’ is unjustifiable

    Forcing animals to live in awful, cramped conditions their whole lives before being killed and then calling it ‘food’ is unjustifiable

    Believing that your wants for an animal’s body is more important that an animal’s want for their own body is unjustifiable.

    (via shayneelouise)


  12. batreaux:

    You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

    (via the-knitwear-bitch)

  13. capsarmy:

    5/100 pictures of this loser cutie

    (via ohsebastianstan)